Miracleman!! (![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} miracleman) wrote,@ 2006-08-30 12:14:00 |
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Meme-iness
1. How old do you wish you were?
Somewhere around 900 years or so. After that long I figure I'm not stopping, right?
2. Where were you when 9/11 happened?
Home. Then work. Then home again.
3. What do you do when vending machines steal your money?
Shake them until they submit and give me either food or cash.
4. Do you consider yourself kind?
No.
5. If you had to get a tattoo, where and what would it be?
The Captain Marvel thunderbolt on my shoulder
6. If you could be fluent in any other language, what would it be?
Gaelic. What the hell, right?
7. Do you know your neighbors?
Yes. Yes, I do. And I even like some of them.
8. What do you consider a vacation?
Not being at work.
9. Do you follow your horoscope?
Follow it where?
10. Would you move for the person you loved?
Um...depends. Are they moving to Antarctica or just, like, Simi Valley? 'cause no way am I moving to Simi Valley.
11. Are you touchy feely?
Get away from me.
12. Do you believe that opposites attract?
Yes. Sometimes they also explode.
13. Dream job?
Television writer.
14. Favorite channels?
Currently? Spike. It's the only channel we get aside from the normal networks and seventeen hundred spanish channels.
15. Favorite place to go on a weekend?
Home. With beer.
16. Showers or bath?
Shower. I'm too tall for most baths to be comfortable. My knees get cold.
17. Do you paint your nails?
No.
18. Do you trust people easily?
No. And why are you asking all these questions, anyway?
19. What are your phobias?
Heights.
20. Do you want kids?
I'd better or my daughter is in trouble.
21. Do you keep a handwritten journal?
And leave evidence lying around? Hell no.
22. Where would you rather be right now?
Anywhere but work. Really. Anywhere. The surface of Mercury without a spacesuit? Is it work? I'll take it.
23. What makes you feel warm and safe?
A gun. I kid. A big gun.
24. Heavy or light sleep?
Light.
25. Are you paranoid?
Only when I'm not wearing my tin foil hat.
26. Are you impatient?
How many fucking questions are in this thing?
27. Who can you relate to?
People who do idiotically heroic things. I don't know why, I've never done anything heroic, but there it is.
28. How do you feel about interracial couples?
Who gives a crap who's married to who? I have no opinion on the subject and consider race to be irrelevant.
29. Have you been burned by love?
Who hasn't?
30. What's your life motto?
Never give up, never surrender.
31. What's your main ringtone on your mobile?
Beep. Beep. Beep.
32. What were you doing at midnight last night?
Sleeping.
33. Who was your last text message from?
I don't know. It was...more than...a year ago. Yikes.
34. Whose bed did you sleep in last night?
California is a community property state, so...half mine.
35. What color shirt are you wearing?
Greenish tan?
36. Most recent movie you watched?
Capote. It was good. Before that was The Weatherman. Which was the exact opposite of good.
37. Name five things you have on you at all times?
Wedding ring, wallet, watch, glasses, surly disposition
38. What color are your bed sheets?
Um...patterned?
39. How much cash do you have on you right now?
None. Join the 21st century
40. What is your favorite part of the chicken?
The edible part
41. What is your favorite town/city?
My heart will always belong to Ann Arbor, Michigan
42. I can't wait till...
2:30 pm, when I go home.
43. Who got you to join LJ?
Emily Stuckey
44. What did you have for dinner last night?
Meatloaf, brussel sprouts and a big ass baked 'tater slathered with butter and sour cream. Mmm MM!!
45. How tall are you barefoot?
Between 6' and 6'2"
46. Have you ever smoked crack?
Not yet.
47. Do you own a gun?
No.
48. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
Coffee, followed by coffee with a coffee chaser.
49. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?
A death ray. Wait, that's for world domination.
Look, have you *met* me? There's no secret weapon. There's no "weapon". If I could lure the opposite sex *at all* I might not have the aforementioned surly disposition.
50. Do you have A.D.D?
No.
51. What time did you wake up today?
4:30 a.m. And fuck you.
52. Current worry?
Money.
53. Current hate?
Stupid people. That's not current, that's "constant".
54. Favorite place to be?
Home.
55. Where would you like to travel?
Ireland.
56. Where do you think you'll be in 10 years?
I don't think that far ahead. It only lead s to trouble. In ten years, who know? I could be an international man of mystery. Or homeless.
57. Last thing you ate?
Meatloaf.
What music would be played at your funeral?
"God's Comic" Elvis Costello
59. Last person that made you laugh?
My wife.
60. Worst injury you ever had?
I fell off a three story roof once. But that wasn't so bad.
61. Does someone have a crush on you?
Did you read the "secret weapon" question?
62. What is your favorite candy?
Um. I don't have a favorite, actually. Not much of a candy guy.
Wait. Jujyfruits.
63. Favorite erogenous zone?
On me or someone else?
1. How old do you wish you were?
Somewhere around 900 years or so. After that long I figure I'm not stopping, right?
2. Where were you when 9/11 happened?
Home. Then work. Then home again.
3. What do you do when vending machines steal your money?
Shake them until they submit and give me either food or cash.
4. Do you consider yourself kind?
No.
5. If you had to get a tattoo, where and what would it be?
The Captain Marvel thunderbolt on my shoulder
6. If you could be fluent in any other language, what would it be?
Gaelic. What the hell, right?
7. Do you know your neighbors?
Yes. Yes, I do. And I even like some of them.
8. What do you consider a vacation?
Not being at work.
9. Do you follow your horoscope?
Follow it where?
10. Would you move for the person you loved?
Um...depends. Are they moving to Antarctica or just, like, Simi Valley? 'cause no way am I moving to Simi Valley.
11. Are you touchy feely?
Get away from me.
12. Do you believe that opposites attract?
Yes. Sometimes they also explode.
13. Dream job?
Television writer.
14. Favorite channels?
Currently? Spike. It's the only channel we get aside from the normal networks and seventeen hundred spanish channels.
15. Favorite place to go on a weekend?
Home. With beer.
16. Showers or bath?
Shower. I'm too tall for most baths to be comfortable. My knees get cold.
17. Do you paint your nails?
No.
18. Do you trust people easily?
No. And why are you asking all these questions, anyway?
19. What are your phobias?
Heights.
20. Do you want kids?
I'd better or my daughter is in trouble.
21. Do you keep a handwritten journal?
And leave evidence lying around? Hell no.
22. Where would you rather be right now?
Anywhere but work. Really. Anywhere. The surface of Mercury without a spacesuit? Is it work? I'll take it.
23. What makes you feel warm and safe?
A gun. I kid. A big gun.
24. Heavy or light sleep?
Light.
25. Are you paranoid?
Only when I'm not wearing my tin foil hat.
26. Are you impatient?
How many fucking questions are in this thing?
27. Who can you relate to?
People who do idiotically heroic things. I don't know why, I've never done anything heroic, but there it is.
28. How do you feel about interracial couples?
Who gives a crap who's married to who? I have no opinion on the subject and consider race to be irrelevant.
29. Have you been burned by love?
Who hasn't?
30. What's your life motto?
Never give up, never surrender.
31. What's your main ringtone on your mobile?
Beep. Beep. Beep.
32. What were you doing at midnight last night?
Sleeping.
33. Who was your last text message from?
I don't know. It was...more than...a year ago. Yikes.
34. Whose bed did you sleep in last night?
California is a community property state, so...half mine.
35. What color shirt are you wearing?
Greenish tan?
36. Most recent movie you watched?
Capote. It was good. Before that was The Weatherman. Which was the exact opposite of good.
37. Name five things you have on you at all times?
Wedding ring, wallet, watch, glasses, surly disposition
38. What color are your bed sheets?
Um...patterned?
39. How much cash do you have on you right now?
None. Join the 21st century
40. What is your favorite part of the chicken?
The edible part
41. What is your favorite town/city?
My heart will always belong to Ann Arbor, Michigan
42. I can't wait till...
2:30 pm, when I go home.
43. Who got you to join LJ?
Emily Stuckey
44. What did you have for dinner last night?
Meatloaf, brussel sprouts and a big ass baked 'tater slathered with butter and sour cream. Mmm MM!!
45. How tall are you barefoot?
Between 6' and 6'2"
46. Have you ever smoked crack?
Not yet.
47. Do you own a gun?
No.
48. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
Coffee, followed by coffee with a coffee chaser.
49. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?
A death ray. Wait, that's for world domination.
Look, have you *met* me? There's no secret weapon. There's no "weapon". If I could lure the opposite sex *at all* I might not have the aforementioned surly disposition.
50. Do you have A.D.D?
No.
51. What time did you wake up today?
4:30 a.m. And fuck you.
52. Current worry?
Money.
53. Current hate?
Stupid people. That's not current, that's "constant".
54. Favorite place to be?
Home.
55. Where would you like to travel?
Ireland.
56. Where do you think you'll be in 10 years?
I don't think that far ahead. It only lead s to trouble. In ten years, who know? I could be an international man of mystery. Or homeless.
57. Last thing you ate?
Meatloaf.
What music would be played at your funeral?
"God's Comic" Elvis Costello
59. Last person that made you laugh?
My wife.
60. Worst injury you ever had?
I fell off a three story roof once. But that wasn't so bad.
61. Does someone have a crush on you?
Did you read the "secret weapon" question?
62. What is your favorite candy?
Um. I don't have a favorite, actually. Not much of a candy guy.
Wait. Jujyfruits.
63. Favorite erogenous zone?
On me or someone else?
